kenny14 656 Posted December 19, 2011 Report Share Posted December 19, 2011 With all of us (except the few scrooges among us) eagerly looking forward to spending Christmas with our families and friends, eating, drinking and generally being merry , just think what it would be like if the kids were to wake up on Christmas morning, and find that Santa hasn't been. What could you say? And would you be able to enjoy yourself with the children so upset? Never mind, when you go to collect the Turkey that's second in size only to an Ostrich, along with mountains of trimmings and sauces, huge Christmas pudding, and enough drink to float a battleship. Don't forget that santa is, to put it nicely, 'quite a portly gentleman' , and remember to pick up something that'll make his job a little easier, and your Christmas a happy one. His belly isn't little, his backside isn't small, so grease up your chimney or he won't come in at all! And a happy new year to you all 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GrCh 856 Posted December 19, 2011 Report Share Posted December 19, 2011 he wont be "cumming" in my house I can tell you that...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted December 19, 2011 Report Share Posted December 19, 2011 sad thing is there will be kids out there who wake up to nothing on xmas morning. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
long dogs 580 Posted December 19, 2011 Report Share Posted December 19, 2011 sad thing is there will be kids out there who wake up to nothing on xmas morning. true Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kenny14 656 Posted December 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2011 sad thing is there will be kids out there who wake up to nothing on xmas morning. Very sad and true, scot. And we maybe don't realise it when we're younger, but it's all the more reason to make sure our kids have the best Christmas possible, because we never know what's round the corner. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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