many a true word

[keeper 51 78]

Over five thousand years ago Moses said to the children of Israel, "pick

up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the

Promised Land."

 

Nearly 50 years ago, Harold Wilson said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on

your asses, and light up a camel, this is the Promised Land."

 

Then Gordon Brown stole your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price

of camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land.

 

Now David Cameron has loaned my shovel to a third World country, (he

hasn't realised yet that WE are now a third World country), raised my

fuel bills, lent my money to a crowd of incompetent, greedy "merchant

bankers"

and increased Vat to 20%.

 

I got so depressed last night I called the Samaritans; they diverted my

call to a call centre in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal; they got

all excited and asked if I could drive a truck?

[dymented 2,220]

:laugh: :laugh:

[dixiebop 125]

Now if you want to light up a Camel,you have to go out in the Rain !Pub isn't even Sacred anymore !At least it's still the Promised land to "Some" Pity they can't speak our Tongue or want to

[mattydski 560]

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