jimmys shop 182 Posted October 31, 2011 Report Share Posted October 31, 2011 PEOPLE OF IRELAND ! it has come to my attention that there might be another one of irelands great tourist attractions at risk. by reading the above thread it seems there are people like ansta and maybe many others from finland that maybe interested in sampling other nations dock leafs. as we all know, ireland is rich in dock leafs and this could be the angle we need for the tourist industry to start making money again. but there is a very real threat to this, people !... "jimmys shop" and his pals are wiping their holes on them. if anybody sees jimmy or any of his pals acting suspiciously near patches of dock leafs please contact the athorities immedietly... you can also donate 2euro to the "stop jimmy wiping his arse on dock leafs foundation" your 2euro could keep jimmy in toilet roll for a full week and also help to plant more dock leafs to replace the ones that were shat on. thank you Excellent Brenner good to see and hear a man with a bit of Craic ,its worse whenever the fingers go through the dock leaves :tongue2: ,lets be honest ,ive dug with some great characters and we,ve all hit the beer or cider the nite before and by god when your arse says its time to go what can any man do ,just hope James dogs don,t eat the shity dock leaves :laugh: . yeh im guilty of been a dock leaf bandit meself jimmy. ive often gone out to the fields with a sock on both feet and come home with only one, then i have to blame me missus on loosin them in the wash when she asks me why i have a load odd socks in the drawer. ive even tried andrex puppy soft when im in the field. i ended up fallin out with me mate after that tho. he said he was never bringin his young dog andrex out with me again Brenner you dirty stinker :boogy: Quote Link to post
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