dave1372 83 Posted October 21, 2011 Report Share Posted October 21, 2011 Two friends are fishing near a bridge. Suddenly a Hearse and two Funeral Cars go over the bridge so one of the men stands up,takes off his cap and bows his head. When the cars have gone he puts his cap back on,sits back down and carries on fishing.His mate turns to him and says," Dave, that's one of the nicest most respectful things I've ever seen "Dave replies," Well we were married for nearly 20 years " 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cheesegreater 61 Posted October 21, 2011 Report Share Posted October 21, 2011 (edited) :laugh: Last night i told my best mate ive been shagging his wife , He looked at me with tear filled eyes and said , " are you fu*cking serious ? " i said, " no ,nothing like that mate its just sex " Edited October 21, 2011 by cheesegreater Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Milwr 33 Posted October 21, 2011 Report Share Posted October 21, 2011 I shagged my best mates missus lastnight and now I feel f*%king awful.... ....She must have had the flu or something :tongue2: ....milwr Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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