nod 285 Posted August 16, 2011 Report Share Posted August 16, 2011 A farmer in Yorkshire sees a bloke drinking from his stream & shouts :- "ey up cocker, tha don't wanna be drinkin watta frum theer, its full o hoss piss an cow shite." The bloke says:- "Sir, I am from Pakistan, can you be speaking clearer, and slower please" The farmer replies "If.... you.... use.... two.... hands.... you.... won't.... spill ....any".... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rake aboot 4,936 Posted August 16, 2011 Report Share Posted August 16, 2011 My wife asked me to go to the docs for some tablets to sort out my erection problems Shoulda seen her face when I came back in and threw a packet of slimming pills at her !! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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