Australian Muslims

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we shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this Island or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the British Fleet, would carry on the struggle, until, in God's good time, the New World, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old."

[Ossie 11]

was discussing this with 2 of my best friends last night. both of whom, if anyone from here saw them, would be assumed to be liberal pot-smoking antis.

and the result of the discussion? "why don't they say that kind of thing in this country?!?!"

we then spent the next 5 hours putting the country to rights, coming up with my manifesto for my attempt to take over the country!

we came up with (not that it'll ever happen) -

 

*the australian policy towards immigrants

*immediate repeal of the hunting act, followed by a national hunting day, and a national coursing day, where every hunt & coursing club in the country turns out, and the whole country gets the day off work to follow the hunt, and a day off to go coursing. if you don't want to, you've got to work. if you go & anti it up, the police have the power to beat the living shit out of you. and they'll use it.

*all sex offenders get put in the same part of the prison as other criminals... and get "PAEDO" or "RAPIST" tattood on their foreheads, castrated, and other prisoners get good behaviour points if the kill or maim a paedo or rapist. an annual paedo & rapist hunt would also be set up, with paedo's & rapists being dressed in orange day-glo boiler suits, covered in aniseed & steak, and a pack of specially bred & trained doberman/greyhound x pitbulls would be used to hunt them. (my friend Kev wants to be chief of police. he's a big fan of the film "Chopper")

*hard work & tax-paying would be rewarded, rather than taken for granted. if you don't work without a valid reason (and "i'm too fat & lazy with a horde of kids and a cushy little benefits swindle" is NOT a valid reason!) you won't get a council house, or any of the benefits you get now. you get put in a workhouse, until you realise that maybe getting off your arse & doing something is a good idea!!! council houses will be for people who work, but can't afford to buy or rent anywhere, or people who have a genuine reason why they can't work.

*hugh fearnley-whittingstall to be minister for food.

*importing fruit & veg that could (and should) be grown in this country, will be outlawed. ditto meat.

*if someone wants a couple of acres to live "the good life" on, they can have it. just pick a field, and we'll sort the farmer out.

*if you have space to have a few chickens, or a goat, or pigs, then you can. chicken keeping will be compulsory for anyone with a large enough garden. if you have no garden, the "ministry for poultry" (headed by my brother) will put you in touch with someone with a surplus of space, and you can pay them to keep your chickens.

*all children will know where meat & dairy produce comes from. NOT from Sainsbury's!

*the national anthem will be changed to The Archers theme. "rum-te-tum-te rum-te-tum.. rum-te-tiddl-y da da...". immigrants can learn it on the boat on the way over. if they haven't got the hang of it by dover, they get put in a rubber dinghy with no paddles & pushed back out to sea.

*anyone wanting to leave school at 14 will be allowed to do so, as long as they go straight into full-time employment.

*national insurance will actually go into your pension fund. you'll actually get something back for all the years of paying in.

*hereditary peers will be reinstated.

 

we came up with a few more things, but i was a bit pissed, and can't remember them!

 

(edit) oh yeah, and the Top Gear team in charge of transport!

[mole trapper 1,703]

Ossie i did not have you down as such a level headed person (no offence meant), i think when this happens you will have to be minister for education, i am sure you would ensure all children take all of these values on board.

[Ossie 11]

Ossie i did not have you down as such a level headed person (no offence meant), i think when this happens you will have to be minister for education, i am sure you would ensure all children take all of these values on board.

 

lol, thanks! but only minister for education? nah. i'm after the top job! i'll straigten this country out!

as daft as i usually am, my friends regard me as the most hardworking, upstanding person they know. i've always worked, like a loony sometimes (5 jobs at one point!), but i've become a very angry, politically disillusioned little person of late. the government & local council are doing their best to crap on every area of my life, and damn, I'M PISSED OFF! i'm 23, i work full time, i pay a fortune in tax, yet i'm still skint, and facing being homeless in a couple of months. but because i work full time, and because i pay my taxes, no one (i.e. the local council) will help me find a place i can afford. yet i know a pair of hippies who pissed off to ibiza for 6 months, came back with the girl pregnant, told the council they were homeless, neither of them work, or want to, and got this plush brand new council house, with huge rooms & open fires, WHICH I'M BLOODY PAYING FOR! GRRRRRR!!!