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Woman stands in front of bedroom mirror in her underwear and says to her husband - "I look FAT and UGLY ....

Please pay me a compliment.

 

Her husband replies..........

 

Your eyesight is fvcking spot on!! :laugh:

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The wife is spoilt and has everything.

 

She wanted something special for her Birthday and purred I want something that does 0-140 in 6 seconds.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bought her a set of scales :p :black eye:

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