Guest Mac Posted June 26, 2005 Report Share Posted June 26, 2005 There once was a lady Charlie.C Who said “it burns when I pee†She wore a pink frock and was fond of the cock, I’m glad its her and not me ! There once was a lady Charlie.C Who had a serious dose of crabs on her fannie The doc said use this cream What ever do you mean, Change your fecking panties and stay clean! There once was a lady Charlie.C Who would suck paddy’s cock with Glee, Do you like it you bitch, Hold on there’s a glitch, Jaysus your breath stinks of pee! Think i will quit while ahead :11: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CharlieC Posted June 26, 2005 Report Share Posted June 26, 2005 :11: :11: PMSL :11: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest pikey Posted June 26, 2005 Report Share Posted June 26, 2005 :11: :11: @ mac Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Uncle Fester Posted June 26, 2005 Report Share Posted June 26, 2005 There was a fella called chillie he was very fond of a bit of willy! Weather he gave or received he was always so pleased! Even though his willy smelt of cheese his victims always seemed pleased! Then one day in the middle of may chillie decided to go out to play! He searched high and low for a friend or foe! All because chillie wanted to make his willy grow! While looking around he was tryin not to make asound! But the smell from his bell made everyone yell! Here comes chillie and hes got hold of his willy! Run like hell or he get you with his bell! The moral to this is plain and simple chilies willy is no bigger then a pimple :11: :11: :11: :11: :11: :11: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest nastybilly Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 there was an old pirate called bates who was learnin to rumba on skates he fell on his cutlass which reanderd him nutless and totaly useless on dates,,BOOM BOOM Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest nastybilly Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 a flea and a fly in a flue were imprisoned so what could they do let us fly said the flea let us flee said the fly so they flew though a flaw in the flue Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CharlieC Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 :11: I like the pirate one Wullie :11: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DiStuRBeD 0 Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 spend too much time on the hunting life cop a ear bashing from the wife weve become a target for the antis theyll just as soon rip off ur panties and cut our nuts of with a knife and my bit of poetry straight from the heart of australia if you dont like this site then FNCK OFF Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest nastybilly Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 like it charlie...lol there was a young girl of cape cod who thought babies were fashiond by god but it wast the almighty that lifted her nighty it was roger the lodger the sod Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest nastybilly Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 an accident really uncanny befell a respectable granny she sat down in a chair her falsers where there and she bit herself [bANNED TEXT] on the fanny Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest nastybilly Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 a fellow with passions quite gingerly was exporin his big sisters lingerie when with evident pleasure he plunderd her treasure adding incest to insult and injury Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest nastybilly Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 said an envious erudite ermine theres one thing i cant quite determine when a dame wears my coat shes a lady of note but when i wear it im called only vermin Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest nastybilly Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 a nymphomaniac called alice used a dynamit stick as a phallus they found her vagina in north carolina and her arsehole in buckingham plalace Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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