mangy1983 51 Posted June 11, 2011 Report Share Posted June 11, 2011 http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3628322/Drunk-intruder-video-goes-viral.html I've been in some states but never this bad! cheers Callum Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted June 11, 2011 Report Share Posted June 11, 2011 http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3628322/Drunk-intruder-video-goes-viral.html I've been in some states but never this bad! cheers Callum 2 of my mates have done it.......... 1 of them moved house and went back pissed to his old one after a night on the lash and fell asleep on the couch. Lucky the new owners knew him.... 2nd mate was working away and staying in hotel, he got blootered and walked into someones house and crashed on the couch. It was an elderly lady and she phoned the police. He went back the next day with some flowers and a box of chocolate..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
longdogbow 12 Posted June 11, 2011 Report Share Posted June 11, 2011 Never done that.always had a good auto pilot when i was younger and pissed. But...worst thing ive ever done while drunk was get back one night crashed out on sofa got up and pissed into a full bag of the wifes work when she used to machine at home.now ive never been a wardrobe pisser or owt like that while ive been drunk so i dont know what happend that night.but the washing machine got some hammer on sunday morning. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rocky1 942 Posted June 11, 2011 Report Share Posted June 11, 2011 my mate done it 2 his next door neighbour ,we walk in his next door neighbours back door starting steakgrills so the bloke watching telly he can smell the steak goes in the kitchen and theirs mate standing their eating steal sandwich just as well he gets on with his neighbours he still get greif 2 this day about it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted June 11, 2011 Report Share Posted June 11, 2011 worce thing i have done drunk is as i was having sex with some bird i farted and shit me sen f****n every were it was 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted June 11, 2011 Report Share Posted June 11, 2011 worce thing i have done drunk is as i was having sex with some bird i farted and shit me sen f****n every were it was pmsl............. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blan89 159 Posted June 11, 2011 Report Share Posted June 11, 2011 yeah i done that a few years ago thinking it was my mates house,some big bald fella came down just as i was sick on the carpet and started shouting,last thing i remember was trying to call a taxi before waking up in a field about 200 meters away from the house with no shoes on and my wallet completely empty on the floor by my side. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ossie n Arch 1,683 Posted June 11, 2011 Report Share Posted June 11, 2011 Got pissed on a Rugby tour in Holland and was left in a bar without knowing where the hotel was. Found it in the end. Our gaffer lives in a house that was an old pub, he's had people at the door asking for a drink. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mad terrier 9 Posted June 11, 2011 Report Share Posted June 11, 2011 i once woke up bollock naked on my own doorstep, key in hand, my clothes were right where i left them like a trail of breadcrumbs going up the street.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pegleg33 134 Posted June 12, 2011 Report Share Posted June 12, 2011 Never done that.always had a good auto pilot when i was younger and pissed. But...worst thing ive ever done while drunk was get back one night crashed out on sofa got up and pissed into a full bag of the wifes work when she used to machine at home.now ive never been a wardrobe pisser or owt like that while ive been drunk so i dont know what happend that night.but the washing machine got some hammer on sunday morning. I can beat that While i was still living at my parents me and the missus went out with my younger brother and his new girlfriend.anyway after a good skinfull we all went back to my parents for the night.I can still remember telling the missus i was going for a piss, but a piss in the toilet it was not .f**k knows how and why but i walked into my brothers bedroom pulled the quilt back and pissed all over his girlfriends feet and legs .She's now the sister in law . Another time that comes to mind, i always sleep in my birthday suit and after a heavy night i needed a piss in the middle of the night.So off i wandered to the toilet, standing over it half asleep with my dick in my hand i started to pee.Strange thing was my legs were getting warm, i'd left me f*****g pants on Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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