FightTheBan 1,147 Posted April 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 (edited) Talent without discipline is like an octopus on roller skates. There's plenty of movement, but you never know if it's going to be forward, backwards, or sideways Whit? Were talking about burping and farting at the same time/drinking far too much alcahol not trying to solve the Da vinci code. FTB Edited April 25, 2011 by FightTheBan Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted April 25, 2011 Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 (edited) I asked for real talents... So far Scothunter is the only one with a talent because he can drink like a fish. It seems the rest are all useless clowns. Theres nearly 60 guests reading this btw for some reason FTB Over 70 now...... I can fart and burp at the same time..... Only me and goats are capable of that feat Could we get some sort of leaderboard set up. Baw seems to have a talent here, which puts him first. Scott is a close second FTB Ermmmm, hello.....i did say riding!!!...Am like a f*****g sewing machine when av been on the drink... Riding what. And how good are you? FTB Anything thats not quick enough....... Right thats you pushed to the back Hope your not into horse riding? Surely not? I could be up all night ripping the piss out of you FTB No i f*****g hate horses.........cant trust them!!....think Baw loves them though, he's got a field full..... And like's 2 toss them off :wankerzo4: Thats his talent Edited April 25, 2011 by christian71 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FightTheBan 1,147 Posted April 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 I asked for real talents... So far Scothunter is the only one with a talent because he can drink like a fish. It seems the rest are all useless clowns. Theres nearly 60 guests reading this btw for some reason FTB Over 70 now...... I can fart and burp at the same time..... Only me and goats are capable of that feat Could we get some sort of leaderboard set up. Baw seems to have a talent here, which puts him first. Scott is a close second FTB Ermmmm, hello.....i did say riding!!!...Am like a f*****g sewing machine when av been on the drink... Riding what. And how good are you? FTB Anything thats not quick enough....... Right thats you pushed to the back Hope your not into horse riding? Surely not? I could be up all night ripping the piss out of you FTB No i f*****g hate horses.........cant trust them!!....think Baw loves them though, he's got a field full..... Aye I bet he does. I heard he goes in there stall with a arseless pair of rubber pants and bends over in an obvious manner. He also has been known to put polo hoops over his knob FTB Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted April 25, 2011 Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 I asked for real talents... So far Scothunter is the only one with a talent because he can drink like a fish. It seems the rest are all useless clowns. Theres nearly 60 guests reading this btw for some reason FTB Over 70 now...... I can fart and burp at the same time..... Only me and goats are capable of that feat Could we get some sort of leaderboard set up. Baw seems to have a talent here, which puts him first. Scott is a close second FTB Ermmmm, hello.....i did say riding!!!...Am like a f*****g sewing machine when av been on the drink... Riding what. And how good are you? FTB Anything thats not quick enough....... Right thats you pushed to the back Hope your not into horse riding? Surely not? I could be up all night ripping the piss out of you FTB No i f*****g hate horses.........cant trust them!!....think Baw loves them though, he's got a field full..... Aye I bet he does. I heard he goes in there stall with a arseless pair of rubber pants and bends over in an obvious manner. He also has been known to put polo hoops over his knob FTB .........giving him the benefit of the doubt there too using the plural......'hoops'.......... He has to put Danny Dyers face mask on and talk all cockney just to get a shot on his misses..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FightTheBan 1,147 Posted April 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 I asked for real talents... So far Scothunter is the only one with a talent because he can drink like a fish. It seems the rest are all useless clowns. Theres nearly 60 guests reading this btw for some reason FTB Over 70 now...... I can fart and burp at the same time..... Only me and goats are capable of that feat Could we get some sort of leaderboard set up. Baw seems to have a talent here, which puts him first. Scott is a close second FTB Ermmmm, hello.....i did say riding!!!...Am like a f*****g sewing machine when av been on the drink... Riding what. And how good are you? FTB Anything thats not quick enough....... Right thats you pushed to the back Hope your not into horse riding? Surely not? I could be up all night ripping the piss out of you FTB No i f*****g hate horses.........cant trust them!!....think Baw loves them though, he's got a field full..... Aye I bet he does. I heard he goes in there stall with a arseless pair of rubber pants and bends over in an obvious manner. He also has been known to put polo hoops over his knob FTB .........giving him the benefit of the doubt there too using the plural......'hoops'.......... He has to put Danny Dyers face mask on and talk all cockney just to get a shot on his misses..... Classic FTB Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted April 25, 2011 Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 Baw......get this xmas night out sorted and al tan you at pool....oh yeah!!!..... No one and I mean no one will beat me at pool Just had a word with my mate Gareth Potts; The 3 times world champion and world number 1 pool player Hes up for it but for not less than 5 grand stake Obviously when I said no one I meant no one on here like....... How is the bruised arse? Pleasure Pain thing Quote Link to post Share on other sites
craigyboy 1,274 Posted April 25, 2011 Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 i once came 2nd in a brad pitt lookalike contest a fecking nigger won it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted April 25, 2011 Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 Could we get some sort of leaderboard set up. Baw seems to have a talent here, which puts him first. Scott is a close second FTB Ermmmm, hello.....i did say riding!!!...Am like a f*****g sewing machine when av been on the drink.. Riding what. And how good are you? FTB Anything thats not quick enough....... Right thats you pushed to the back Hope your not into horse riding? Surely not? I could be up all night ripping the piss out of you FTB No i f*****g hate horses.........cant trust them!!....think Baw loves them though, he's got a field full..... Aye I bet he does. I heard he goes in there stall with a arseless pair of rubber pants and bends over in an obvious manner. He also has been known to put polo hoops over his knob FTB .........giving him the benefit of the doubt there too using the plural......'hoops'.......... He has to put Danny Dyers face mask on and talk all cockney just to get a shot on his misses..... Classic FTB Wait till the 'geezer' reads this............fpmsl here...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted April 25, 2011 Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 i once came 2nd in a brad pitt lookalike contest a fecking nigger won it I'd have thought you would have said football or shaggin.....or put them together and just said "Ryan Giggs Lookalike".... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted April 25, 2011 Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 wwell as i have a very big dick my talent is that i can lick my own willy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ideation 8,217 Posted April 25, 2011 Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 Taking the piss. Having the piss taken out of. Offending folk in a humorous manner. Smoking like a chimney. Having a beard. Hunting / Fishing. Cooking. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest thebigdog Posted April 25, 2011 Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 wwell as i have a very big dick my talent is that i can lick my own willy is willy that black man slave you were telling me about? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted April 26, 2011 Report Share Posted April 26, 2011 Could we get some sort of leaderboard set up. Baw seems to have a talent here, which puts him first. Scott is a close second FTB Ermmmm, hello.....i did say riding!!!...Am like a f*****g sewing machine when av been on the drink.. Riding what. And how good are you? FTB Anything thats not quick enough....... Right thats you pushed to the back Hope your not into horse riding? Surely not? I could be up all night ripping the piss out of you FTB No i f*****g hate horses.........cant trust them!!....think Baw loves them though, he's got a field full..... Aye I bet he does. I heard he goes in there stall with a arseless pair of rubber pants and bends over in an obvious manner. He also has been known to put polo hoops over his knob FTB .........giving him the benefit of the doubt there too using the plural......'hoops'.......... He has to put Danny Dyers face mask on and talk all cockney just to get a shot on his misses..... Classic FTB Wait till the 'geezer' reads this............fpmsl here...... funny as f**k..... Ya shower of b*****ds lol. See you lab, you couldn't tell you where a birds nest was..... Rentagob Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted April 26, 2011 Report Share Posted April 26, 2011 Could we get some sort of leaderboard set up. Baw seems to have a talent here, which puts him first. Scott is a close second FTB Ermmmm, hello.....i did say riding!!!...Am like a f*****g sewing machine when av been on the drink.. Riding what. And how good are you? FTB Anything thats not quick enough....... Right thats you pushed to the back Hope your not into horse riding? Surely not? I could be up all night ripping the piss out of you FTB No i f*****g hate horses.........cant trust them!!....think Baw loves them though, he's got a field full..... Aye I bet he does. I heard he goes in there stall with a arseless pair of rubber pants and bends over in an obvious manner. He also has been known to put polo hoops over his knob FTB .........giving him the benefit of the doubt there too using the plural......'hoops'.......... He has to put Danny Dyers face mask on and talk all cockney just to get a shot on his misses..... Classic FTB Wait till the 'geezer' reads this............fpmsl here...... funny as f**k..... Ya shower of b*****ds lol. See you lab, you couldn't tell you where a birds nest was..... Rentagob Well you will tee them up for me mate......................FOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted April 26, 2011 Report Share Posted April 26, 2011 Class pal. You do know I'll seek revenge lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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