Blooded 62 Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 I thought my wife was having an affair. I confronted her, she broke down and admitted it was with my paki mate. I beat the shit out of her. That's the last time she'll accuse me of having a paki mate. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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.terrier man. 193 Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 I saved a family of pakis drowning the other day ............ as me fookin screensaver Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blooded 62 Posted February 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 I saved a family of pakis drowning the other day ............ as me fookin screensaver Brilliant Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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.terrier man. 193 Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 A starving asylum seeker is greeted at Dover by a Good Fairy who grants him 3 wishes! He says "I'm hungry" Pow..... a huge banquet appears! He says "I want a nice house" Pow a mansion with a swimming pool appears! "I want to be british!" Pow.... the mansion, the banquet everything vanishes! He asks "Where's everything gone?" The fairy says "your british now mate, entitled to f**k ALL!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DottyDoo 500 Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 I saved a family of pakis drowning the other day ............ as me fookin screensaver Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blooded 62 Posted February 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 A starving asylum seeker is greeted at Dover by a Good Fairy who grants him 3 wishes! He says "I'm hungry" Pow..... a huge banquet appears! He says "I want a nice house" Pow a mansion with a swimming pool appears! "I want to be british!" Pow.... the mansion, the banquet everything vanishes! He asks "Where's everything gone?" The fairy says "your british now mate, entitled to f**k ALL!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blooded 62 Posted February 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 What's a muslim and a wank got in common? Not much really, but it doesn't hurt to knock one out once in a while. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
.terrier man. 193 Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 My daughter has just walked into the living room, and said "Cancel my allowance, empty my bedroom, throw all my clothes out the window, take my front door and car keys away, and kick me out of the house" Well she didn't actually put it like that, she said "Dad, say hello to my boy friend Mohammed". Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blooded 62 Posted February 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 My daughter has just walked into the living room, and said "Cancel my allowance, empty my bedroom, throw all my clothes out the window, take my front door and car keys away, and kick me out of the house" Well she didn't actually put it like that, she said "Dad, say hello to my boy friend Mohammed". Quote Link to post Share on other sites
.terrier man. 193 Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 What's a muslim and a wank got in common? Not much really, but it doesn't hurt to knock one out once in a while. fpmsl Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BULLDOUG 199 Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 Class jokes lads Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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