Guest JOEB Posted January 19, 2007 Report Share Posted January 19, 2007 A young Irish girls journeys to London to find her fortune. Alas, when she gets to London, she finds that the streets are not paved with gold........... 2 years later, she returns to the emerald isle to visit her sick mother. "My youngest daughter, did ye find your fortune in London town" says her mother...... A tear drops from the girls eye and she says "Mummy dear, Mummy dear, when I got to London the streets were not paved with gold, I was starving mummy, I han no money for bed or foood!" Now the girl starts to weep......"Mummy, I must confess.......I had to become a Prostitute!" "YOU HAD TO BECOME A WHAT!" Screams the girls mother.... "A prostitute Mummy, a prostitute!"........ The girls mother mother is silent for a minute and thgen with a look of relife says : "Thank f**k for that, I thought you said a PROTESTANT!" j Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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david2363 42 Posted January 20, 2007 Report Share Posted January 20, 2007 haha fvckin mint Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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mad al 146 Posted January 20, 2007 Report Share Posted January 20, 2007 YES!!!!.............Al Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Shaman Posted January 20, 2007 Report Share Posted January 20, 2007 Nice one Joeb to be sure. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Eamon.Mc Posted January 20, 2007 Report Share Posted January 20, 2007 Then 8 months later and heavily pregnant her mother gets a phone call, Mother I tink me waters just broke the young girl said, Where are you ringing from ? her mother asked. From my minge to my ankles. The young girl replied. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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T.F.Student 0 Posted January 21, 2007 Report Share Posted January 21, 2007 You're a TROUT not a STEAK.You're a TROUT not a STEAK.You're a TROUT not a STEAK.You're a TROUT not a STEAK.You're a TROUT not a STEAK.You're a TROUT not a STEAK.You're a TROUT not a STEAK.You're a TROUT not a STEAK. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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