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One of my Beddies has dragged and ragged a crow out of the bush at the bottom of the garden.

There must of been about 10 or so others making a bloody racket swooping down trying to attack like fecking kamakazis.

I put the bird out of his misery with my closely executed size nine slipper.

And then threw him over my back garden wall.

The trouble now is his mates are all waiting on the lampost outside waiting for me.

I think they are going to shit all over my clothes on the washing line.

Do you think I have started a war and should i start shooting the black ba*****ds,

or will I be making maters worse.

They are starting to spook me out now. :hunter:

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Don't f**k wi crows mate  :no: . They dont f**k about or forget!  :black eye:

Best just immigrate (mind you, they'd still find you... they got 'chapters' everyhwhere :ph34r: )

They have shit all over my car.

They have shit all over my clothes on the washing line.

They are winding my dogs up in the kennels.

But I shall never surrender to those kevlar coated feckers.

:big_boss: I will fight them on many foreign lands.

They will be defeated. :hunter:

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