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The ipswich advertiser

 

headline: Wrap up warm could be minus 6 tonight!!

 

On the back page said that Ipswich FC can't play any matches cos a dyslexic serial killer has murdered all the prostitutes!

 

And the rugby team is stuffed too as they run out of hookers!!

 

:D

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Guest lady hunter
:angry: the antis already hate us with a passion so i dont think it matters about a few jokes going around, so let them carry on thinking what they do of us, they have already helped take our hunting, are you going to let them take your freedom to tell a few jokes aswell now :angry:
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Guest smoothrun
If i'm totally honest, yes i do find the jokes funny, and i'm sorry if my sense of humor offends you .

 

well your as sick and vile as the rest of them. lady hunter my arse i can think of a better name for you. :censored:

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i couldn give two shits what name you give me or what you think of me, if you dont like the jokes, then dont read them :angry: Watch out dickyboy, matti, ricky-n.p.p and all the rest of the lads who have left jokes, smoothrun will be on to you !!!

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Guest oldskool
:angry: the antis already hate us with a passion so i dont think it matters about a few jokes going around, so let them carry on thinking what they do of us, they have already helped take our hunting, are you going to let them take your freedom to tell a few jokes aswell now :angry:

 

 

a bit of Braveheart there :drink: .... but very true, never worry about them fuckers!!!! making jokes about terrible tragedies are just a way for people to get on with life!! imo...

 

there was plenty of omagh bomb jokes goin about,,, i have one but it involves a pair of boots and me blowing cigarette smoke into them :no::no: terrible :D ...

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for feck sake smoothrun leave it be have a laugh and f**k what antis think i couldnt give two shits at the end of the day were here to smile not hide in the corner and cowerd away from antis if this is how you feel and want it your be a lonely sad person mate i aint being funny and who cares what they think of us were already sick scum and etc according to them so whats the difference merry xmas and new year taffydog

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:rofl: just chill out and have a laugh !!!!!!whatever happens in this world good or bad there will always be a joke made out of it people will always make fun of allsorts of things its getting to the stage where you wont be able to fart! without upsetting someone all the best comediens have been banned from tv because they cant talk about gays.lesbians.blacks.chinks wives.mother in laws ect the world is becoming a world of miserable B******S scared of who they might upset. they banned hunting and upset me does anyone give a F**K !! NO :realmad:
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