keeper 51 78 Posted September 21, 2010 Report Share Posted September 21, 2010 Man comes home and finds his wife in bed with his best mate he shoots and kills his friend wife says if you carry on behaving like this you will lose all your friends Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mangy1983 51 Posted September 21, 2010 Report Share Posted September 21, 2010 Man walks into a gun shop to buy a new telescopic sight for his rifle, salesman shows him a telescopic sight on special deal and says you can see my house from here. The man looks through the telescopic sights and starts grinning to which the salesman annoyed ask him what he is grinning at. The man explains how he can see a man and a woman at it in the kitchen of the salesman's house so the salesman grabs the telescopic sight of the man and looks through the telescopic sight himself and sure enough he can see his wife at it with his next door neighbour. The salesman hands the man 2 bullets and tells him that he can have the telescopic sight for free if he blows his wife's head off and and shoot his neighbour in the groin for doing his wife. The man fits the telescopic sight to his rifle, looks through it and grins again at the salesman and hands him back a bullet... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Lab 10,979 Posted September 21, 2010 Report Share Posted September 21, 2010 Said to the wife last night "Give me a chilean miner would you darling"!! She said "Whats that?" "Work your way down to the bottom of ma shaft and stay there till xmas"... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
alan626 305 Posted September 21, 2010 Report Share Posted September 21, 2010 Said to the wife last night "Give me a chilean miner would you darling"!! She said "Whats that?" "Work your way down to the bottom of ma shaft and stay there till xmas"... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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