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A man in bar aska me ' You know bigg'a luigi?'

I say , THE 'bigg'a luigi of napoli ?'

'Yes' he say 'bigga luigi de nappoli'

 

I say 'I tell story.............................. one nite when i live inna napoli, i waza ina bed after make a sweeta love all night to wife i fall, deepa sleep. I wake to hear door smash ,i jump outa skin & see ,is too late bigga luigi, come into house. :icon_eek:

 

He hold gun to my head, he say 'clint, getta outa bed'.... what cuda do, he holda gun to mya head, so i get outa bed.

wife screema house down, she screema screema screema.. Then bigga luigi say to me' clint, dropa you drowsa' :hmm: what cud i do ....i have bigga luigi, holda gun to my head, he shout at me again, DROPA YOU DROSA..'ok ok' i say, what cud i do, so i drop my drowsa... wife sreema, screema screema,she no stop, i so embarras, big a luigi break into my house...

 

Then bigga luigi say' schita on the floor' I say 'no you carzy man Bigga luigi, i no schita on floor', my wife look she say 'bigga luigi you pazzo, crazy man' he shout 'SHUT UPA U BITCH..hey i say...bigga luigi, what a matter..he sout 'SCHIT ON THE FLOOR. :blink: .......

My god i think , what can i do ,bigga luigi hold fk gun to my head..ok,ok i say..so i schita on the floor :icon_redface: Bigga luigi then say...'eat the schit'....what !!!! :blink::icon_eek: He shout while shake a gun, EAT THE SCHIT !! what cud i do ,he hold gun to my head , so i eata the schit. :doh:

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while bigga luigi , roll on floor & laff, :laugh::laugh: i snatch gun from him...we fight bad,i bit him & i get gun... :feck: haha

 

Now bigga luigi i say, 'you upsetta my wife, make her screem, now is my turn.....droppa you drowsa' , he say 'come, what !!' I shout , luigi you baster, DROP YOU FK DROWSA..

 

what cud he do, i have gun, in his head :thumbs: he drop hisa drowsa.. i smile & now i say, 'you schit on the floor'..he beg like woman, 'NO, NO, No clint'..'YES,YES,YES' I say 'SCHIT ONA THE FLOOR' :yes: , then i tell bigga luigi, 'now eat the schit..he look at me like child,(he make me do , is ok for him now i think) 'what he say' :blink: i say you no hear..EAT THE SCHIT OFFA THE FLOOR', he put han together & beg 'No,NO,NO clint i no eat schit off floor'.. He forget maybe i have gun, i hit him on head & say again, luigi you baster, EAT THE FK SCHIT..what cud he do ,i have the gun... :thumbs: ..Bigga luigi ben over & eat alla the schit offa the floor.....

 

 

& you ask ,if i know bigga luigi ?? :hmm:

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isay 'we luncha together' :laugh::laugh:

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A man in bar aska me ' You know bigg'a luigi?'

I say , THE 'bigg'a luigi of napoli ?'

'Yes' he say 'bigga luigi de nappoli'

 

I say 'I tell story.............................. one nite when i live inna napoli, i waza ina bed after make a sweeta love all night to wife i fall, deepa sleep. I wake to hear door smash ,i jump outa skin & see ,is too late bigga luigi, come into house. :icon_eek:

 

He hold gun to my head, he say 'clint, getta outa bed'.... what cuda do, he holda gun to mya head, so i get outa bed.

wife screema house down, she screema screema screema.. Then bigga luigi say to me' clint, dropa you drowsa' :hmm: what cud i do ....i have bigga luigi, holda gun to my head, he shout at me again, DROPA YOU DROSA..'ok ok' i say, what cud i do, so i drop my drowsa... wife sreema, screema screema,she no stop, i so embarras, big a luigi break into my house...

 

Then bigga luigi say' schita on the floor' I say 'no you carzy man Bigga luigi, i no schita on floor', my wife look she say 'bigga luigi you pazzo, crazy man' he shout 'SHUT UPA U BITCH..hey i say...bigga luigi, what a matter..he sout 'SCHIT ON THE FLOOR. :blink: .......

My god i think , what can i do ,bigga luigi hold fk gun to my head..ok,ok i say..so i schita on the floor :icon_redface: Bigga luigi then say...'eat the schit'....what !!!! :blink::icon_eek: He shout while shake a gun, EAT THE SCHIT !! what cud i do ,he hold gun to my head , so i eata the schit. :doh:

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while bigga luigi , roll on floor & laff, :laugh::laugh: i snatch gun from him...we fight bad,i bit him & i get gun... :feck: haha

 

Now bigga luigi i say, 'you upsetta my wife, make her screem, now is my turn.....droppa you drowsa' , he say 'come, what !!' I shout , luigi you baster, DROP YOU FK DROWSA..

 

what cud he do, i have gun, in his head :thumbs: he drop hisa drowsa.. i smile & now i say, 'you schit on the floor'..he beg like woman, 'NO, NO, No clint'..'YES,YES,YES' I say 'SCHIT ONA THE FLOOR' :yes: , then i tell bigga luigi, 'now eat the schit..he look at me like child,(he make me do , is ok for him now i think) 'what he say' :blink: i say you no hear..EAT THE SCHIT OFFA THE FLOOR', he put han together & beg 'No,NO,NO clint i no eat schit off floor'.. He forget maybe i have gun, i hit him on head & say again, luigi you baster, EAT THE FK SCHIT..what cud he do ,i have the gun... :thumbs: ..Bigga luigi ben over & eat alla the schit offa the floor.....

 

 

& you ask ,if i know bigga luigi ?? :hmm:

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.(you redy for this)

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isay 'we luncha together' :laugh::laugh:

 

 

:clapper::clapper::clapper:

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