christian71 3,187 Posted May 23, 2010 Report Share Posted May 23, 2010 SU WONG MARRIES LEE WONG. THE NEXT YEAR, THE WONGS HAVE A NEW BABY. THE NURSE BRINGS OVER A LOVELY, HEALTHY, BOUUNCY, BUT DEFINITELY A WHITE BABY BOY. CONGRATULATIONS, SAYS THE NURSE TO THE NEW PARENTS. WELL MR WONG, WHAT WILL WILL YOU AND MRS WONG NAME THE BABY? THE PUZZLED FATHER LOOKS AT HIS NEW BABY BOY AND SAYS WELL TWO WONGS DON'T MAKE A WHITE, SO I THINK WILL NAME HIM ARE YOU READY FOR THIS? SUM TING WONG, AND I KNOW YOU LAUGHED! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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christian71 3,187 Posted May 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 WHAT DO YOU CALL A ONE LEGGED CHINESE PE TEACHER WON JIM SHU 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted May 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 A Chinese couple get married ... and she's a virgin. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring: "My darling, I know this is your first time, and you are frightened. I assure you, I will give you anything you want, I will do anything you want. What do you want?" "I want A 69" she replies. "You want beef in black bean sauce ?" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 What do you call a paki' elvis impersonator...? Amal Shookup!! Uh hu....thank you very much.................. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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