its ma baw 51 Posted May 16, 2010 Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 Paddy gets mugged by 4 blokes but puts up one hell of a fight.... They finally get the better of him and empty his pockets.... all he had was 40p. Why did you fight so hard for 40p? Paddt replies....I taught yous were after the 500 hundred in me sock!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
its ma baw 51 Posted May 16, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 Did you hear about John Higgins new job outside of Snooker? He's working in Specsavers, fixing frames! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 16, 2010 Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 Maybe your next wan will be funny? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
its ma baw 51 Posted May 16, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 Truck driver sees a woman about to throw herself off a bridge. What are you doing he asks? Commiting suicide she replies. Any chance of a blow job before you do? Ok, she replies. After she's finished, he asks her, why you jumping anyhow? Its my wife, she doesn't like me dressing up as a woman!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
its ma baw 51 Posted May 16, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 Maybe your next wan will be funny? LOL, atleast I'm trying. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 16, 2010 Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 Maybe your next wan will be funny? LOL, atleast I'm trying. Ok lets go then............ Did you hear about the gay wizard? Disappeared wi a poof! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
its ma baw 51 Posted May 16, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 Maybe your next wan will be funny? LOL, atleast I'm trying. Ok lets go then............ Did you hear about the gay wizard? Disappeared wi a poof! .........................tumbleweed....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
its ma baw 51 Posted May 16, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 Superman is flying over a deserted beach when he sees wonder woman bare naked with her legs wide apart..... He thinks to himself, I could as quick as a flash give her a quick bang and she'll never know....... down he swoops, bang bang thank you mam.... hes gone..... Wonder woman cries out, what the f**k was that???? The invisable man replies... i dunno, but my arse is killing me!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 16, 2010 Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 Maybe your next wan will be funny? LOL, atleast I'm trying. Ok lets go then............ Did you hear about the gay wizard? Disappeared wi a poof! .........................tumbleweed....... A man and wife are driving home from a party when they run over a badger. The man gets out and checks the badger and its still alive, so he picks it up and takes it back to the car. His wife says "What are you going to do with that" and he says "we'll take it to the vet"......."where will i put it" she replies....."between your legs"........"but its wet and it" stinks! " WELL HOLD ITS f*****g NOSE THEN" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
its ma baw 51 Posted May 16, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 A catholic from Ireland did an exorcisism to summon the devil.... apparently she was trying to get the priest out of her boy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bendrover 556 Posted May 16, 2010 Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 Superman is flying over a deserted beach when he sees wonder woman bare naked with her legs wide apart..... He thinks to himself, I could as quick as a flash give her a quick bang and she'll never know....... down he swoops, bang bang thank you mam.... hes gone..... Wonder woman cries out, what the f**k was that???? The invisable man replies... i dunno, but my arse is killing me!!! very good baw very good indeed keep em commin Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bendrover 556 Posted May 16, 2010 Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 A catholic from Ireland did an exorcisism to summon the devil.... apparently she was trying to get the priest out of her boy. and on the sabbath, 10 hail marys for you baw,and half an hour in the confession box with father..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
its ma baw 51 Posted May 16, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 Newly weds on there honeymoon..... Guy thinks to himself... I'll need to start this the way I want it to go on.... so he throws her his trousers... here, try them on.... They'll not fit me, they're too big. Aye, and don't you forget it, I wear the trousers in this relationship!!! Quick as a flash she whips off her knickers.... Here, you tries these on.... I'll never get into them, they are too small!!! Aye, and if you keep up that attitude, you'll never get into them again!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 16, 2010 Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 A mans walking down the street when he sees a sign in a shop window. Pork pies 50p/ Handjobs a £1. He goes in and sees the most beautiful girl ever. He asks "Are you the girl giving handjobs for a pound"? She says "Yes"..........He says "Wash yer hands then ya dirty bitch a want a pie"!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 16, 2010 Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 What always starts with a 'p'??? A Shit!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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