The Truth About The Redneck

[RicW 67]

Some of you may recall that ShotgunSniper and I had a bit of an eyeball to eyeball a coupla weeks back. Since then I have been doing some serious research on the Web, helped by some of the nerds in IT at the University. We have uncovered some remarkable information.

 

His mother was a Black/Hispanic illegal Cuban immigrant one legged Lesbian single parent. He first came to the attention of the authorities in the USA as a draft dodger during the 'Nam War. He is a full member of the Communist Party. He is regarded as a major figure behind the Gun Control people, and has been photographed on many marches against nuclear weapons.

 

He has three wives, all black Afro-Americans. Obviously they live in different states, and he is wanted in all three states for child support. He is also a practising Muslim and has twelve concubines in other states. He has made several million dollars selling his "Sore Dick? Stick it in a Donut" ointment. His main source of income as of now is running wetbacks across the Rio Grande. Then he runs 'em back.

 

He supports his cashflow by selling crystal meth to NY liberals.

 

Would I lie to you?

 

Ric

[JohnGalway 1,043]

It's always good to bury the hatchet

 

(I still wouldn't buy a second hand car off you )

[SHOTGUNSNIPER 47]

Some of you may recall that ShotgunSniper and I had a bit of an eyeball to eyeball a coupla weeks back. Since then I have been doing some serious research on the Web, helped by some of the nerds in IT at the University. We have uncovered some remarkable information.

 

His mother was a Black/Hispanic illegal Cuban immigrant one legged Lesbian single parent. He first came to the attention of the authorities in the USA as a draft dodger during the 'Nam War. He is a full member of the Communist Party. He is regarded as a major figure behind the Gun Control people, and has been photographed on many marches against nuclear weapons.

 

He has three wives, all black Afro-Americans. Obviously they live in different states, and he is wanted in all three states for child support. He is also a practising Muslim and has twelve concubines in other states. He has made several million dollars selling his "Sore Dick? Stick it in a Donut" ointment. His main source of income as of now is running wetbacks across the Rio Grande. Then he runs 'em back.

 

He supports his cashflow by selling crystal meth to NY liberals.

 

Would I lie to you?

 

Ric

:clapper: :clapper: :stupid:

Well that does it I was planning on meeting some fair lass on my visit over the pond... Now I will have to take my concubines with.... And I am just a spy in most of those organizations .... SOME ONE HAS TO KEEP AN EYE ON THEM..... Oh and you left out the bank robbery incident..... I suppose that's because you were in on it.... Can't trust anyone these day's ..... JEEEZ LOUEEEZ

SGS

[RicW 67]

Oh and just for information - He hates apple pie, and once said that "Harleys ain't worth jack shit. Gimme a big fat Jap any day." He is now at the top of the death list of all the back patch biker clubs in the ENTIRE USA.

 

He also has the biggest collection of coloured wax crayons in the known universe. He uses them to draw likkle ikkle piccies of wifles. Then he draws likkle ikkle piccies of Pree-dat-whores, takes 'em out the back and blows 'em away.

 

He's just jealous cos I have more piccies of hunting dawgs than he has. My piccies have killed more crayons than he even knew existed.

 

I have had enough of this Arizona crap. My crayons can outdraw his any time. When I get to the States it's gonna be pencils at high noon. On CARTRIDGE PAPER!

 

Edited to add I own the bank. And the insurance company who paid out. Anyway, Isold you the guns.

Edited April 26, 2010 by RicW