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Alittle girl goes into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp voice excuthe me mithter do you have any widdle wabbits ?

as the shoopkeepers heart melts he gets down on one knee to be at her level and asks do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft and furwwy bwack wabbit or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there ?

the little girl blushes rocks back and forth on the heels puts her hands on her knees and says in her tiny sweet voice

I dont fink my python weally giffs a ssshit

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