Guest Ditch_Shitter Posted October 28, 2006 Report Share Posted October 28, 2006 Just managed to scrape enough euro's together to get into town and buy some 'baccy. Have enough for a few pints too. So I've headed for my local and sat beneath the tv. Had too. Bar's quite crowded. Nothing wrong with that. But then The Simpsons finished and the football match started warming up. Ireland Vs. Australia. 'So what?', I hear ye saying. 'You're an Englishman in Eire. Things could be worse.' Oh yeah? Well, if Ireland loose this game, things may well get worse! Because what you lot don't know is that A/ My home town accent sounds Ozzy, to the Irish. And B/ I'm wearing my not so long ago aquired, genuine Acubra, rabbit felt Ozzie Bush Hat!!!!! If this game goes tits up for Ireland, I'm sliding into a ditch and crawling home under cover of darkness! If it goes badly tits up? I may be shown a ditch ..... :whistle: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JOEB Posted October 28, 2006 Report Share Posted October 28, 2006 Dont worry Ditch..............time your 6 pints in, you wont give a shit Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest trill Posted October 28, 2006 Report Share Posted October 28, 2006 if i were you i would get as pissed as you can very fast it wont hurt till the morning :11: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ray Mears 272 Posted October 28, 2006 Report Share Posted October 28, 2006 (edited) RUN FOR THE HILLS DITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! :11: Edited October 28, 2006 by whippet boy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bullsmilk 2 Posted October 28, 2006 Report Share Posted October 28, 2006 feck em.get pissed...put the land down under on the juke box and say g-day to everyone you meet.ask for a pint of castlmain xxxx.and say if you paddys would of f****d off to ozz when king goerge said you could youd be winning to.... :11: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest trill Posted October 28, 2006 Report Share Posted October 28, 2006 i just hope its not a gay bar :11: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest samstheman Posted October 30, 2006 Report Share Posted October 30, 2006 What was the score Ditch? Did you get home safe and sound then? From a concerned reader Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JohnGalway Posted October 31, 2006 Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 We kicked their collective you know whats 48 points to 40 points (thanks to a very late rally and an excellent goal ) Way more tickets were sold for the game than there were places there We managed to see most of it all the same 1 more test to go in Dublin and the winner is decided on the total scores of both games. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest trill Posted October 31, 2006 Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 poor old Ditch i bet hes got a sore arse :11: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ditch_Shitter Posted October 31, 2006 Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 Yeah; Eire won! Actually; It seems to me that most of the guys I meet here think my hat's a Stetson (Cowboy) hat anyway. And, on top of that, these are just such nice people, I don't think the vast majority of them could find it in them to dislike many blokes, regardless Mind you; The taxi drivers son got married the other day. Unbeknown to me, a marriage, in Eire, is taken Deadly seriously! ( ) They don't do the softy british thing; Ceremony - Reception. Oh no! These people get wrecked for three or four days and nights!!! Thus I found myself walking nearly seven miles home, Two Nights Running! NO f*ckin fun when ye've had a few. There's no light to see by and it's country roads all the way - and the drunk drivers weaving round ye don't stop to give ye a lift either Tonight, if Tom's still pissed, I'm calling in a cab from 20 miles away. I don't care What it costs me! I'm NOT doing that f*cking route march again! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest trill Posted October 31, 2006 Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 nice to here that your ok DS was a bit worried for you mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chartpolski 25,957 Posted October 31, 2006 Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 Yeah; Eire won! Actually; It seems to me that most of the guys I meet here think my hat's a Stetson (Cowboy) hat anyway. And, on top of that, these are just such nice people, I don't think the vast majority of them could find it in them to dislike many blokes, regardless Mind you; The taxi drivers son got married the other day. Unbeknown to me, a marriage, in Eire, is taken Deadly seriously! ( ) They don't do the softy british thing; Ceremony - Reception. Oh no! These people get wrecked for three or four days and nights!!! Thus I found myself walking nearly seven miles home, Two Nights Running! NO f*ckin fun when ye've had a few. There's no light to see by and it's country roads all the way - and the drunk drivers weaving round ye don't stop to give ye a lift either Tonight, if Tom's still pissed, I'm calling in a cab from 20 miles away. I don't care What it costs me! I'm NOT doing that f*cking route march again! Take the dog and lamp with you. Cheers. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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