a joke

[chimp 299]

Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day

and most of the night celebrating St Patrick's Day. Mick, the bartender

says, 'You'll not be drinking anymore tonight, Paddy'. Paddy replies,

'OK Mick, I'll be on my way then'. Paddy spins around on his stool and

steps off. He falls flat on his face. 'Shoite' he says and pulls himself

up by the stool and dusts himself off. He takes a step towards the door

and falls flat on his face,

 

 

'Shoite,

 

 

Shoite !'

 

 

He looks to the doorway and thinks to himself that if he

can just get to the door and some fresh air he'll be fine. He belly

crawls to the door and shimmies up to the door frame. He sticks his head

outside and takes a deep breath of fresh air, feels much better and

takes a step out onto the pavement and falls flat on his face.

 

 

 

'Bi'Jaysus.... I'm fockin' focked,' he says.

 

 

 

He can see his house just a few doors down, and crawls

to the door, hauls himself up the door frame, opens the door and

shimmies inside. He takes a look up the stairs and says 'No fockin'

way'. He crawls up the stairs to his bedroom door and says 'I can make

it to the bed'.. He takes a step into the room and falls flat on his

face. He says 'Fock it' and falls into bed.

 

 

 

The next morning, his wife, Biddie, comes into the room

carrying a cup of coffee and says, 'Get up Paddy. Did you have a bit to

drink last night ?'

 

 

 

Paddy says, 'I did, Jess. I was fockin' pissed. But

how'd you know?'

 

 

 

'Mick phoned . . . You left your wheelchair at the pub.

[stabba 10,745]

[The one 8,592]

:clapper::clapper:

[Lab 10,979]

Thats "Shoite"