Cold Ethyl 63 Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Walking along a park today where rabbits are known to frequent the area my dogs know this and always looking for them but rarely see them in daylight.yesterday wandering along and council is fixing a broken panel on a fence leading to another track.Bitch spots a rabbit and breaks the hole in the fence even bigger using her nut.Guy from council is standing agog looking at me and my heavily pregnant pal she courses it catches it and then straight back to put it in my hand.Council guys start laughing by now then one nearly spews when i chinned the poor fecker lol.Flint then proceeds to look proud as hell and waits for the good lass and a pat.Guy was horrified when he asked what i was going to do with it and i said eat it seen poor chap today again and his eyes where on the floor. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wild_and_Irish 11 Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Me and my friends take pictures of roadkill badgers, snared fox whatever and let on to people when they look at our phones we eat the fuckers lol hard to beat taking the piss out of the uninformed. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cold Ethyl 63 Posted February 19, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 PMSL need to try that one.Ive used the old killing carrots theory a few times for the veggies.Even looked up research done on plants on how the do feel and get stressed i think its a load of crap but its fun arguing the point.The fav one is how they rip out its roots slowly and then skin it alive and boil it to death lol.At least wabbits get a quick death sends them mental.She always finds a way to show me up this lass always shes tuned to the moon me thinks.Why lie in the crate when you can sleep on top of it?Shes been a grumpy little cow today and yesterday and been a narky little git in general.Shes clearly a wee bit hormonal again Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 hahaha i bet that was funny as Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cold Ethyl 63 Posted February 20, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2010 Im laughin now i was scarlet at the time lol.Shes been a little bitch the last few days nailed my pals goldfish as well tonight went dooking in the tank we werent in livingroom so didnt realise till i caught her chewing on it.Pals boy is pretty upset so promised him a new fish lol.This morning she decided to pull the plastic toggle on my jacket which she does a lot cos its fun to her.Then let it go and i screeched and everyone spun round.Shes a wee mad hatter thinks shes mountain lol.There are still a few rats kicking round the woods here so 1rst stop when we go out back is to go hunting and checking every hole lol.Shes done more than the council and pest control put together in half the time.Wouldnt part with her for all the tea in china shes a real mischeif maker but funny with it.She walked past earlier with a kiddies teddy(my daughter wont learn not to leave them lying)said excuse me what you doing with that and she ran into the room and put it back rofl.Shes better trained than the kids Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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