HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE !!!!!

[Guest fence_hopper]

I didn't say much but once in my younger foolish days I was trussed up and bailed into a waiting meat wagon When I decided I wanted a fag. So I managed to drop a fag onto the seat/bench got my disposable lighter and made the flame about a foot long When we arrived at the sty They opened the doors there was me still cuffed up with a fag in my mouth laughing my nuts off Soon stopped laughing when the bugger dragged me out by my feet though

 

 

class mate looks like we all do silly things when where younger, ahwell we learn from them. well some of urs

[redneckwarior 0]

i remember as a young un having a boomerang of a relation who had been two austrailia.. brought it me back i was proud as punch trowing this thing about on a local park. by a main road.. i gave it large and it hit a car.. i thought fk. so i hid under a small bridge that coverd the stream .. was a plod car .. they came over .. my pal was stood on top of little bridge said hes under there.. they snapd me boomerang like i snapd his blue light. coper snapd over his nee.i shit my self at time.funy as fek thinking back.

[littletimmy 71]

Last time i was i nthe cells a few years ago about 9 i nthe morning its stunk off weed and i hear the coppers shouting whose got the weed. The lad in the cell next to me said, me, do you want me to save ye a go haha Coppers wernt happy to say the least

[fionn 21]

no offence to english lads a gang of us went over to welsh gamefair in a transit got pissed on boat on the way over drove up to the gate put the boot down no one was paying parked van and leg it 8 of us cops arrive everywhere me and me mate went back as the van was mine me mate told this big copper to f**k off you english prick copper caught him up by the throat and said he bust him if he ever called him english again he was proud to be welsh me mate apologise and he lelt us go

[turnerboi 27]

me n two mates were shooting modell airplanes that wer being flown over his fields by a bunch of townies so we ripped into the planes. went to his house and to cops turn up and aske dif we were the naughtie boys(only 15) and me mate replied yes r u our stripper

[Cold Ethyl 63]

My mates husband used to give us all a good laugh.He used to take their cuffs off and give then back to the coppers lol.No matter how many times or how tight they put them hed get them off he even bent their cell door lol.