salclalin 240 Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 An old Down and out is Walking in a Lane in Liverpool When he kicks a Bottle,The top comes off and out pops a Genie.Thank F*£k for that the Genie Says i've been stuck in that Bottle for two Hundred years.I'll grant you one wish and one wish only.The down and out thinks for a While and then says to the Genie,See my old Dog here,Well he only has one Eye,He's goinng Deaf only has three Legs and a Bad case of the Mange Could you put him Right.But Master, The Genie Replied most People want Wealth and Happiness Wouldn't you Prefer a Different Wish.The Down and out thought a While and Said ok Could you Make it so Liverpool Win the Premiership.The Genie Replied where's that Fecking Dog. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
craigyboy 1,274 Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 even genies couldnt help the scum to win the prem Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nercwys 10 Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 Come on the blue boys this saturday. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pottyboots 1 Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 nice one, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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