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I think I prefer my wife to my dogs she

 

cooks my tea

 

cleans the house

 

stops me going bankrupt

 

I don't get arrested for doing it doggy style with her

 

she don't take a shit on the footpath when we go for a walk

 

She is a lot better at chopping fire wood than my dog

 

And the dog can't cut the fecking grass

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I think I prefer my wife to my dogs she

 

cooks my tea

 

cleans the house

 

stops me going bankrupt

 

I don't get arrested for doing it doggy style with her

 

she don't take a shit on the footpath when we go for a walk

 

She is a lot better at chopping fire wood than my dog

 

And the dog can't cut the fecking grass

:notworthy::clapper: :clapper:

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