Guest bullterrier Posted January 22, 2010 Report Share Posted January 22, 2010 Liverpool Love story A young woman in Liverpool was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the Mersey . She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the freezing water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the pier, crying. He took pity on her and said, 'Look, you have so much to live for. I'm off to America in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day.' Moving closer,he slipped his arm round her shoulder and added, 'I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy.' The girl nodded 'Yes', after all, what did she have to lose? Perhaps a fresh start in America would give her life new meaning, and if she still felt bad she could always jump overboard. That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night, he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn. Two weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by the Captain. 'What are you doing here?' the captain asked. ''I have an arrangement with one of the sailors', she explained. 'I get food and a trip to America, and he's screwing me.' 'He certainly is', the captain said. 'This is the Birkenhead Ferry.' 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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lost scouse 46 Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 were,nt you on the ferries john is this a personal story your sharing with us Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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