Rainmaker 7 Posted September 27, 2006 Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 A woman walks into an accountant in Texas 's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, what is your occupation?" "I'm a hooker," she says. The accountant is somewhat taken back and says, "No, No, No, that won't work. Let's try to rephrase that" The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl". "No, that still won't work. Try again." They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer." The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?" "Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year." "Chicken Farmer it is." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jpt 285 Posted September 27, 2006 Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 Good one rainmakerkennels Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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