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The lord made man in the garden of eden

Then said to himself theres something hes needing

 

After casting about for a suitable pearl

He was messing around and created a girl

 

Two beautful legs sogorgeously slender

to carry a treasure ever so tender

 

Two shapely hips to increase his desire

All rounded firm to bring out the fire

 

Two lovely breasts so full and so proud

Commanding his eyes as he whispers aloud

 

Two willing arms just aching to bless him

Two loving hands to soothe and caress him

 

soft cascading hair hungover her shoulder

And two dreamy eyes to make him grow bolder

 

twas made for Man just to make his heart sing

Then he added a mouth and ruined the whole f*****g thing

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