THE GENIE

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A MAN TAKE HIS WIFE FOR HER FIRST GAME OF GOLF

PUTS THE BALL ON THE TEE SHOWS HER THE BASICS

UP SHE GOES SWINGS WHACK , SLICING THE BALL

IT FLIES OF SIDE WAYS OUT OF BOUNDS RIGHT

THRU THE WIDOW OF A BIG HOUSE NEXT TO THE

COURSE ,

HELL SAYS THE HUBBY WELL HAVE TO GO OVER

TO SAY SORRY HONEY , OFF THEY WALKED OVER THE

FENCE AND ON TO A GRAVEL DRIVE AS THE GOT TO

THE DOOR IT WAS OPEN AND A VOICE BECKONED

THEM IN , THEY BOTH WALKED UP THE HALL IN TO

A WOOD PANELED LOUNGE THERE SAT IN A LEATHER

CHAIR WAS AN OLD GENTLEMAN AND ON THE FLOOR

NEXT TO A SMASHED WINDOW WAS AN ANTEAK BROKEN

BOTTLE

THEY BEGAN THERE APOLOGIES AS THE MAN INTERRUPTED

I DON'T LIVE HERE AM A GENIE IVE BEEN TRAPPED IN THAT BOTTLE

FOR A THOUSAND YEARS AND YOU HAVE RELEASED ME I GRANT YOU

THREE WISHES BUT IN THIS INSTANCE AND COULD I SAVE ONE FOR MY SELF

BOTH STARING AT EACH OTHER NODDING , THE GENIE SAID WELL MY DEAR

WHAT IS YOU WISH , THE BLOND WIFE SAYS OH MY A BIG NEW MANSION HOUSE

IN EVERY COUNTRY YES SAYS THE GENIE AND THE WILL BE SAFE FROM FIRE AND

FLOOD

 

AND YOU SIR WHAT WOULD YOU WISH , A MILLION DOLLARS IN THE SAFE OF

EVERY HOUSE WE OWN HE SAYS LOOKING INTO HIS WIFES EYES YES SAYS THE GENIE

AND HAPPY YOU BOTH SHALL BE , AND WHAT IS YOUR WISH THE WIFE SAYS ,

WELL SAYS THE GENIE AS I HAVE BEEN IN THAT BOTTLE FOR ONE THOUSAND YEARS

I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE SEX WITH YOUR WIFE LOOKING AT THE HUSBAND

WELL SAYS THE HUSBAND WITH ALL THE WEALTH HEALTH AND HOUSES YOU HAVE

GRANTED US LOOKING AT HIS WIFE , SHE REPLIES WELL HONEY IF YOU DON'T MIND

OFF THEY GO UP THE STAIRS AND SPEND THE REST OF THE AFTERNOON HAVING SEX

IN EVERY POSITION , WELL SAYS THE GENIE THAT WAS FANTASTIC SHE SMILES AND

AGREES ,

 

THE GENIE THEN ASKS HOW OLD ARE YOU AND YOU HUSBAND MY DEAR

SMILING SHE SAYS WHY WERE BOTH 35 YEARS OLD GENIE

MY GOD SAYS HE 35 YEARS OF AGE AND YOU BOTH STILL BELIEVE IN

GENIES

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