longdog2000 1 Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A son asks his dad the difference between theoretically and realistically. Dad say "Hmmm,thats hard,but i have an idea." Ask mum if she'd sleep with Wayne Rooney for a million quid Mum says yes. Now ask your sister if she'd sleep with Wayne Rooney for a million quid Sister says yes Now ask your brother if he'd sleep with Wayne Rooney for a million quid Brother says yes Dad says "and theres your answer"....................... "theoretically,we're sitting on 3 million quid, but realistically we're living with 2 slags and a poof" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
steve66 3,870 Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 Good one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kristian 9 Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 fair play brilliant Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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