Guest bullterrier Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 I was in the butchers and had just been served when this dog came in carrying an envelope in his teeth, he jumped up at the counter and the butcher took the envelope and read the note inside. 2 Pork chops and a pound of lambs liver, he wrapped them up and took the money out of the envelope and put the change in and gave the dog a the bag to hold in his teeth, so off the dog trotted. I just had to follow, he went to the bus stop and waited, when the bus was coming he put hi paw up to stop the bus, he got on and the driver read the note in the envelope, took the fair and the dog went and sat down. When it was his stop he rang the bell twice and got off the bus, trotted up to this house opened the gate and knocked on the door, a man opened the door to let him in, at this point I said, "Excuse me but I followed your dog home, I saw what he did at the shops and on the bus etc, what a clever dog." The man replied, "Well he's not that clever, that's twice this week he's forgot his key." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Guest bullterrier Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 Two Red Indians and an Irishman were walking through the woods. All of a sudden one of the Red Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave and listened closely until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo! He then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave. The Irishman was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all about,."Was the other Indian crazy or what?" The Indian replied "No, It is our custom during mating season when Indian men see cave, they holler 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful squaw in there waiting for us. Just then they came upon another cave. The second Indian ran up to the cave, stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" Immediately, there was the answer. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep inside. He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening. The Irishman wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then spied a third large cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening, he was thinking, "Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is bigger than those the Indians found. There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!" He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" Like the others, he then heard an answering call, "WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!" With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave,tearing off his clothes as he ran. The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read............... You'll like this .. NAKED IRISHMAN RUN OVER BY TRAIN!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
coursing mad 5 Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 haha good one mate. why cant you get a decent cuppa tea at old trafford...... because all the mugs are on the pitch and all the cups are at anfield. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bullterrier Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 (edited) haha good one mate. why cant you get a decent cuppa tea at old trafford...... because all the mugs are on the pitch and all the cups are at anfield. thats an old one or the other way round Edited June 24, 2009 by bullterrier Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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