lucylocket 0 Posted June 8, 2009 Report Share Posted June 8, 2009 A male patient just back from exploratory surgery is lying heavily sedated when a young student nurse comes in to give him a partial bed bath. He struggles to speak to her,"Nurse,are my testicles black?" "I don't know",replied the nurse"I'm just here to give you a wash" Again he struggles with the oxygen mask to ask"But are my testicles black?" Concerned that he may elevate his vital signs she decides to look,she peers at his testicles and gently lifts them and rolls them in her hand,examing them thoroughly. "no,they are not black",she says "they appear normal". He removes his oxygen mask and smiles "That was very enjoyable"he says"But listen very carefully love,ARE MY TEST RESULTS BACK?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kristian 9 Posted June 8, 2009 Report Share Posted June 8, 2009 very good, Made me lol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman1 0 Posted June 8, 2009 Report Share Posted June 8, 2009 That was a good one mate lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
biffo 0 Posted June 8, 2009 Report Share Posted June 8, 2009 thats odd i read that joke on another website half hour ago lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest STORM CHASER Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 A male patient just back from exploratory surgery is lying heavily sedated when a young student nurse comes in to give him a partial bed bath.He struggles to speak to her,"Nurse,are my testicles black?" "I don't know",replied the nurse"I'm just here to give you a wash" Again he struggles with the oxygen mask to ask"But are my testicles black?" Concerned that he may elevate his vital signs she decides to look,she peers at his testicles and gently lifts them and rolls them in her hand,examing them thoroughly. "no,they are not black",she says "they appear normal". He removes his oxygen mask and smiles "That was very enjoyable"he says"But listen very carefully love,ARE MY TEST RESULTS BACK?" :11: Like that one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JPTfellterrier 65 Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 haha great Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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