> Cremated husband
>
> A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought
his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on
> the patio table.
>
> Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to
> him.
>
> "Charles, you know that fur coat you promised me and never bought?
> Well, I bought it with the insurance money."
>
> She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes and then said,
> "Ch