>    Cremated husband 
  
>  
  
>    A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought 
  
          his  ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on 
  
>        the  patio table. 
  
>  
  
>    Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to 
  
>    him. 
  
>  
  
>    "Charles, you know that fur coat you promised me and never bought? 
  
>    Well, I bought it with the insurance money." 
  
>  
  
>    She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes and then said, 
  
>    "Ch