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One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight; back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise and came to stop those two dead boys
scothunter
wtf
ciderbob
I went to the pictures tomorrow
I took a front seat at the back
I fell from the pit to the gallery
And broke a front bone in my back
They took me home in a taxi
I walked every step of the way
I had a plain bun with currants in
I ate it and threw it away
