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  1. philm

    anyone got any dogs for sale and i will come and steel them

  2. philm

    anyone got any dogs i can steel

  3. philm

    Women should be like golf caddies!.....Either holding your balls or getting the f*cking tee ready.

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      judge2010

      one for the femmanist's haha

  4. philm

    Woman says to her friend "Sex with my husband is like the National Lottery draw.......... Same old Balls, No chance of a 69 and after 20 seconds, it all ends in a f*****g rollover!

  5. philm

    If u had sex everyday for a year ,kept all 365 condoms,melted them down + made a tyre out of the rubber,what would u call it??...... A f****n GOODYEAR!!!

  6. philm

    what do you think to my dog popper greedy c**t sniffs more than me

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