deadlyshot

U won't b hearin from me for a while, police are investigating me for stealing pool inflatables...... I got a lilo

I've just tied the knot and I'm so happy.....

Now all that's left to do is, just kick the chair she's standing on and I'm a free man!!!

I was horrified to find a grey pubic hair on my ballbag this morning. Thankfully it was one of my Nan's.