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    I just got sacked from my job with the Samaritans. A guy called Abdul phoned and said….. "I'm lying on the railway track waiting for the train to come". I said, "Remain calm and stay on the line" . . .
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    Where theres a will theres a way!
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    Been a busy year by all accounts!
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    Tax!

    bob.243 posted a topic in General Talk

    At first I thought this was funny... Then I realised the awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end! Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed. Tax his work, Tax his pay, He works for peanuts Anyway! Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think. Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass. Tax all he has Then let him know That you won't be done Till he has no dough. When he screams and hollers; Then tax him some more, Tax him t
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    i remember my first shaved one --- what a treat looked like a vw beetle bonnet ..
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    Aye. . . . there were no druggies or wierdos in the 60's, 70's or 's . . . . . and that's a fact folks Where were you then?
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    Could leave your doors unlocked, and your kids could play in perfect safety without druggies and weirdo's being about.
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    No Paki's or eastern Europeans.
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    RACIST

    bob.243 replied to gonetoearth's topic in General Talk

    In coffins!
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    Bought the same rifle new in 1984, and it shoots as good today as when it first came out the box, cracking rifles, keep up the good work.
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    Should be no problem as long as you have good reason to own a firearm, and have permission from the landowner. Wish you luck.
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    Very violent country, was in Durban for a few days in 2003, sadly we're catching up.
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    Notice how everyone rushes to help him!
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    http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=south+african+taxi+driver+ko%27s+a+pedestrian+&source=web&cd=3&ved=0CEIQtwIwAg&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DNaLmv9BJ_fE&ei=hTF0T8mFOKiK4gSopYGnDg&usg=AFQjCNEKhnDigm4NwmQuthsGCxk4V3krCw
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    French kissing a speciality.
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    Joke

    bob.243 replied to rob190364's topic in General Talk

    :clapper:
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    Ooooooooops!

    bob.243 replied to martin's topic in General Talk

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    A mother in law said to her sons wife when the baby was born "I dont mean to be rude but he doesn't look anything like my son" The daughter in law lifted her skirt and said "I dont mean to be rude either but this is a fanny not a f*cking photo copier"
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