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Not sure how old your kids are but my youngest's 14 & he gets very emotionally involved at a very young age, he stamps around muttering when some lass isnt wanting his attentions , he has also broken a few phones & other things over girls I simply dont recall being like that till i was much older 16,20,22, the eldest just moved out i got fed up listnin to thr rows on the phone i made em go out in the garage Sounds fammiliar does that, his phone never stops ARM arm ???? mi thinks donk has messed with his post? tell the truth donk, i'm only playing mate, i co
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Yeah i know :clapper: but you know what? us simple people are the best poets,not that thats got nwt to do with snashing mobile fones up,but thats not poetic anyway. How the f@ck did we get from mobile fone anger to poetry????? Or is it just me :clapper: So you didnt find that switch a natural one so do you write poetry lucky if you do, something i have never been able to do, creative i may be but a poet i aint Well,heres a funny thing,because what i find is this, (god here comes the boring part,lol) If you sit down to write a poem,well,it just dosent come. But
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Yeah i know :clapper: but you know what? us simple people are the best poets,not that thats got nwt to do with snashing mobile fones up,but thats not poetic anyway. How the f@ck did we get from mobile fone anger to poetry????? Or is it just me :clapper: So you didnt find that switch a natural one so do you write poetry lucky if you do, something i have never been able to do, creative i may be but a poet i aint Well,heres a funny thing,because what i find is this, (god here comes the boring part,lol) If you sit down to write a poem,well,it just dosent come. But
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Yeah i know :clapper: but you know what? us simple people are the best poets,not that thats got nwt to do with snashing mobile fones up,but thats not poetic anyway. How the f@ck did we get from mobile fone anger to poetry????? Or is it just me :clapper:
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Its a bloke thing kay,you really dont wanna know :laugh: I know it is, him here is doing my head in , he seems to think that work tops are cleaned with a tea towel & i take great pride in my sparkling tea towels & loose the plot when he drops tea bags on them , i may drop something very heavey on his head if he continues Kin ell,thats sacrilege kay,every single bloke knows you dont use tea towels to clean work tops, :laugh: bless you,you always make me laugh,hes a lucky fella your bloke Yep he is lucky i havent parted him from his breath You have
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ouch!!!!!!!
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She reminds me of my daughter, so loud so proud :clapper:
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Its a bloke thing kay,you really dont wanna know :laugh: I know it is, him here is doing my head in , he seems to think that work tops are cleaned with a tea towel & i take great pride in my sparkling tea towels & loose the plot when he drops tea bags on them , i may drop something very heavey on his head if he continues Kin ell,thats sacrilege kay,every single bloke knows you dont use tea towels to clean work tops, :laugh: bless you,you always make me laugh,hes a lucky fella your bloke
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Spaniels,big floppy lugs,soft as soft coats,licking at your lass,she's gonna feckin love them mate :clapper:
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Its a bloke thing kay,you really dont wanna know :laugh:
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Nar lucy,well thats not the way i see it anyway. Blokes can be tempermental,a bit off the wall,got too much testosterone sometimes,basically sometimes were frigging idiots,and thats the truth. Never hit a woman in my life and god forbid i ever do,my old man never lifted a finger to my mother,old jock was and still is my inspiration in life. Done some daft things in my life,but i'd never blame a woman for it,its all down to me.
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So she didnt steal your y fronts & didnt parade round in them then :clapper: not as far as i know,unless she has been raiding my washing line :blink: Oh thats good give them a good blow through Anyway i dont wear 'y' fronts im more of a boxer type,always dark colours tho,whites show up the skiddies too much :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Got me colin kleins and me tony hilfigers here
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Ive got a lady friend who has a couple of beagles,fair enough they havent been brought up in a hunting environment,but theyre shite when i go out with her,no natural instinct for nowt???
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So she didnt steal your y fronts & didnt parade round in them then :clapper: not as far as i know,unless she has been raiding my washing line :blink:
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She's asking too much money,i cant afford her :clapper:
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The big girl down the road is a myth invented by me :clapper: :clapper:
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Well with me it was normally other blokes teeth or faces after theyd tried getting in wor lasses knickers,it took a lot of years for me to realise that it wasnt their fault and that i had married a whore :clapper:
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Think its a permanent thing mate,least i hope it is for johns sake :clapper: It would be nice to meet a few lads or lasses off here face to face
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Just remembered this,when my beddy x got ripped open by a couple of dogs,the vets were having trouble stitching her what with her skin being so thin. She had quite a few 'drains ' in her to let fluids drain out of her. She was a right mess. Anyway i tried another vet for advice and it was her that put me onto walking the dog on the beach and encouraging her to get into the sea. Im not 100% sure if it helped that much,but i still go to the same vet now and she swears by salt water as an aid to healing most wounds. As a consequence whenever the dogs get cuts or grazes i always try to get them i
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what a ridiculous post if i ever read one!! anger management comes to mind? why dont you just try and talk to her if you cant do that then your a TWAT!! :clapper: davy have you never lost your rag with a lass mate? cant say i have buddy!! apart from the rare row then make up time is immanent? then every thing is back to normal not the rowing type I take my hat off to you then mate,ive only managed to be calm about stuff since ive reached my 40's
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I can tell you lads something though,the worst smelling vehicle i was ever in belonged to no less than our leader,Mr Ianb. Feckin stunk like nowt ive ever smelled before :blink:
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what a ridiculous post if i ever read one!! anger management comes to mind? why dont you just try and talk to her if you cant do that then your a TWAT!! :clapper: davy have you never lost your rag with a lass mate?
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:clapper: its getting better,i know a good solution for them if their internal ones,external ones are the worst,or so ive been told like :blink:
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Get to your dentist a.s.a.p. if he cant help then go to the docs,theres nowt worse than toothache or gum pain. If neither of them can sort it have a trip to amsterdam and try the cakes over there,then think how you will sort it when your back here
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Had the same problem mate,mine started after my marriage break up,dentist said i was probably anxious and stressed and that 'could' be the problem. He was f****n right,lost £100,000 worth of property,dam right i was stressed lol. Seriously though if its anxiety or stress you need to try some relaxation stuff,music,therapy,over the counter relaxants. One of the things i was told to do was to swim,it apparently helps ease tension,which in turn leads to stress. Or it could be something as simple as an infection? Im always getting infections of the gum,something to do with a high calcium
