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  2. Pet hates.

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    The fat bitch that works the till in local tesco petrol station, 10 minutes to get to the fag counter to get my baccy. 

    Fecking thing can't get up and down off the stool she's crucifying so pulls herself along the counter till she can reach, really really fucks me off. 

    And news agents/corner shop owners talking on their mobile while serving you, ask you 3 fecking times what you want because they not listening. 

     

  3. What's cooking?

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    Maybe try a danzak little bit spicy but tasty. 

    The trouble with Indian takeaways to much variation between them in the quality of the dishes

    Out of over 10 in my local area I'd only order from 2 of them rest are shite lol

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  4. What's cooking?

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    1 minute ago, Greb147 said:

    I'm having mutton chops for starters so might try a chicken vindaloo, thinking of getting butter chicken as well for insurance. 

    Or just eat the butter chicken first be waste time taste wise if its after few mouthfuls of vindaloo lol

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  6. Snooker !

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    5 minutes ago, Greb147 said:

    Higgins surely must have found something new in his technique that has made it click, he was consistently on fire throughout the tournament which tells me that must be the case. 

    Was reading that his approach to each shot is now different to previous also shortened his back swing, its obviously working. 

  8. What's cooking?

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    On 26/02/2021 at 18:30, Greb147 said:

    Speaking of food, we won a free book on the postcode lottery and I picked one of Nigella Lawson's books. 

    How the hell can she get away with pretending to be a cook, her dishes are absolutely horrendous! 

    Iv watched her for hours didnt realise she was a cook ?

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  10. Feeling Quite Pleased.

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    14 hours ago, Ken's Deputy said:

    Using just the power of suggestion, through the written word, I have managed to convince a fifty four year old man, I've never even met, to put his nuts in a water butt and then let me know if they eventually turn black and float! ?

    And if you believe that your believe anything....... I'm off to look for my nuts ?

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  12. A Massive Mystery For The Massive

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    8 minutes ago, Ken's Deputy said:

      Sounds like a similar thing. But, different, Jack. See how I'd categorically stated it was just plain water, at my place? No reeds. No lilly pads. Typical council run amenity. Like a concrete bowl of water. With half a dozen black balls in it, to wind kids up for the rest of their lives :D

     

     

    Looks like il have to throw few conkers in my water butt see what comes of them ?

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  13. A Massive Mystery For The Massive

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    I remember the things your talking about we found them as kids in a local pond. 

    I remember them being quite rubbery,not saying the answer isn't conkers but I don't recall any trees nearby. 

    We always assumed they had come from the lily pads or Reed beds,seed pods, root bulbs, feck knows something like that lol just a thought. 

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  24. Bivy alarms

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    2 hours ago, DIDO.1 said:

    Anyone interested in a set of bivvy alarms.....honestly best thing I ever bought....really good.....saved my stuff....numerous times.... 

    I just need the money cos....errr....kids need new shoes... 

    I paid £70 for em.....£50 takes em ?

    Ffs I see your cheap options were short lived ?

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