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jakehaliday

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  1. we were down in south india, I got the invite and decided to give it a bash! it was a 200 yard net thats walked out dragged round and back to shore, caught all kinds of weird and wonderful fish, no Idea what they were called but christ they tasted great,we did about 12 trawls of the net, which went on into the night!!!
  2. got invited to go fishing, wadda experience, couldn't understand a world they were saying, but I did work out, fat bloke,whitebodied warthog ha ha ha
  3. has this pic worked? sorry guys tryin to sort out this upload thing again
  4. Right, I'm not piccy literate! so please help me out. how do i reduce the MB size of pics to under 500kb so I can post them on here!!when I try to upload, I get the message that the attachement is too large/ thanks Guys
  5. Had a call from a farmer saying he was having a bit of trouble with the foxes round his way, getting to the point where he thought they were taking liberties, so although he's fair against digging, he understood he's no other option!!! got there bright and breezy this morning, had a good skulk round and came across a couple of earths, first one, the little black un found at 3ft, nice easy dig and 1 nice dog fox accounted for, second earth was smack bang under a big old oak tree, on a brook bank, one of them ones you can just see is gonna be a bugger!!! well the little black dog found, but cha
  6. A bloke notices a tasty bird giving him the eye in the supermarket. 'Do i know you?' he asks. she says 'aren't u the dad of 1 of my kids?' he thinks back to the only time he's ever been unfaithful and says 'Were you the hooker I f****d over the pool table at my stag do while your mate spanked me with a piece of wet celery while shoving that massive cucumber up my arse?' she stares at him and says 'No, I'm Your daughter's teacher
  7. After 5yrs together my missus still gets upset if i use her toothbrush!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you know a better way to get dogshit out of trainers, I'm all ears.
  8. came across this old pic from about 1990/91 Tope fishing oou of New Brighton, wirral, with a few mates,we had about 16 that day, f"ckin good sport
  9. Sent you a text mate!! didn't wanna ring as it's late-
  10. Out this morning with a couple of the little fella's and the shotgun, I was having a good look round some permission Ive had for about 18 month but never really got round to walking properly,so I went a wandering, the dogs found at a 2 hole earth close to a old ditch,so I collared one up, and in she went,she had been to ground about 10 mins and was 40 yards away from the 2 hole earth,all of a sudden the collar packed up!!!!!!!f*ck, so thank god I had a second collar in the jeep, collared another dog up and entered her on the assumption that if she find the first I can dig them both, rather tha
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