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  1. found this on a another forum and thought i'd share it what got me is most of the pics are of blokes ironing
  2. Oooh i've heard that one before. It goes with the greats like 'i'll make you cum in every room of the house'..... you wont hear that from me, cleaned the kitchen floor yesterday
  3. hehe i cant even remeber saying anything about kay being old enough to be my mother I can If I remember rightly it was on the rules thread. More than enough to go round eh?! some cheeky b*****d must of hacked my account, i'd never say anything like that, you'd both get a healthy portion Thats me out of here
  4. hehe i cant even remeber saying anything about kay being old enough to be my mother I can If I remember rightly it was on the rules thread. More than enough to go round eh?! some cheeky b*****d must of hacked my account, i'd never say anything like that, you'd both get a healthy portion
  5. hehe i cant even remeber saying anything about kay being old enough to be my mother
  6. I am wondering what the punchline is , this is most unusual for speedlamper , only last week he reminded me i was old enough to be his mother well last night you couldnt remember you told your a spitter so how did you remember that? does the alzeimers come and go ? was going to say i was drunk but i dont drink Thats more like it lets just say i've seen the error of my ways I'm sure thats just what Kay had in mind... I'm selfish, I don't like to share! not even when there's more than enough to go round?
  7. shhhh you, im working on getting us a threesome here
  8. I am wondering what the punchline is , this is most unusual for speedlamper , only last week he reminded me i was old enough to be his mother well last night you couldnt remember you told your a spitter so how did you remember that? does the alzeimers come and go ? was going to say i was drunk but i dont drink
  9. nah i got enough love to share
  10. i guess you didnt hear about the ira trying to crash the goodyear airship into big ben then
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    i cant see the banner thank f**k lol there's a few homophobic comments though in the thread about it though
  12. I go back to my previous comment. Its why i'm still single, there aren't any honest ones! Did Tmobile not even put any hearts on your phone bill speedlamper? Shame on them! did they bolloxs sweetie, not even hand written im honest, thats the problem half the time, to honest Your a misery tonight , cheer up im happy now both you and missie are here Oh your welcome welcome anytime?
  13. I go back to my previous comment. Its why i'm still single, there aren't any honest ones! Did Tmobile not even put any hearts on your phone bill speedlamper? Shame on them! did they bolloxs sweetie, not even hand written im honest, thats the problem half the time, to honest Your a misery tonight , cheer up im happy now both you and missie are here
  14. I go back to my previous comment. Its why i'm still single, there aren't any honest ones! Did Tmobile not even put any hearts on your phone bill speedlamper? Shame on them! did they bolloxs sweetie, not even hand written im honest, thats the problem half the time, to honest
  15. All terrorists are Muslims? You must be too young to remember the IRA then! i wonderec if al murrays right!/ when the ira where done we got flooded with irish theme pubs you think when the arabs are done we'll be gettin muslim theme pubs? no beer and definatly no pork scratchings
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    Jackson,....why do you wish to draw attention to yourself?...Are you just out for a ruck or trying to make a statement? If you don't like the site and the petty bickering that goes with ALL web sites don't log on! Pretty simple really You aint turned anti have ya drama queen, like i said he was offended by the anti gay thread
  17. i just paid for her wallpaper Now our little boy came up to his mom In the kitchen this evenin' while she was fixin' supper And he handed her a piece of paper he'd been writin' on And after wipin' her hands on her apron She read it, and this is what it said. For mowin' the lawn, five dollars For makin' my own bed this week, one dollar And for goin' to the store, fifty cents An' playin' with little brother while you went shoppin', twenty-five cents. Takin' out the trash, one dollar Gettin' a good report card, five dollars And for rakin' the yard, two dollars Total owed
  18. i just paid for her wallpaper
  19. Oh dear and i've missed the bill, shit valentines day is cheer me up kay Oh you missed the Bill as well , what a day you have had but did you get the decorating done at your mothers yea and she loved it, was a nice suprise for her when she got in, can afford to forget mothers day now well i am glad your mom liked it & yes dont forget mothers day why not? have a sonday once a week and she gets me fk all
  20. i was actually thinking of converting to islam but after some of the comments on here i dont think i'll bother
  21. Oh dear and i've missed the bill, shit valentines day is cheer me up kay Oh you missed the Bill as well , what a day you have had but did you get the decorating done at your mothers yea and she loved it, was a nice suprise for her when she got in, can afford to forget mothers day now
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    has soon offended you with the homophobic comments
  23. Oh dear and i've missed the bill, shit valentines day is cheer me up kay
  24. bollocks, just got in and i got in the post is a f****n phone bill, at least t-mobile love me
  25. happy valentines day now get your knickers off
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