joke

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The train was quite crowded, so a U. S. Marine walked the entire length

looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed,

middle-aged, French woman's poodle. The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am,

may I have that seat?" The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in

particular, "Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat." The

Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under

that dog.

"Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired." She snorted, "Not

only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!" This time the Marine

didn't say a word;

he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.

The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honour!Put this American in his place!"

An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up,

"Sir, you Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing.

You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your cars on the

wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong

bitch out the window."