Rolfe 2 Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 Wine and Water To my friends who enjoys a glass of wine.. . and those who don't. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whisky or other liquor), because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health . Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of crap . There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 Although not always the case around here, most of the local pissheads are still full of 'poop!' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
greatwhitehunter 47 Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 i know people full of shit if they drink anything and everything Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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