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These classifieds were really put in the paper

 

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.

8 years old. Hateful little b*****d. Bites!

 

FREE PUPPIES

1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

 

FREE PUPPIES.

Mother, AKC German Shepherd.

Father, Super dog . . Able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

 

FOUND DIRTY WHITE dog.

Looks like a rat. Been out a while.

Better be a big reward.

 

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.

Also 1 gay bull for sale.

 

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!

Must sell washer and dryer £!00.

 

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .

Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

 

And the best one:

 

FOR SALE BY OWNER.

Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. £200 or best offer. No longer needed, Got married last month. Wife knows everything

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