powderpuff girl 13 Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns (obviously an American story) and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes to the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He has probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous if he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey, I love you." To which the wife responded, "he wasn't kissing my neck, he was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong, honey, I love you too." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hornman Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 very good :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
00taz11 39 Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 thats bloody halarious Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mad al 146 Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 :clapper: very good Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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whin 463 Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 good one powder, for a woman from redcar area lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
powderpuff girl 13 Posted January 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 good one powder, for a woman from redcar area lol we got good sence of humours up here lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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sneeky sneeky! 4 Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years.He breaks into a house to look for money and guns (obviously an American story) and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes to the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He has probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous if he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey, I love you." To which the wife responded, "he wasn't kissing my neck, he was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong, honey, I love you too." HAahhaha! love it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chalkedup 14 Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 lol class Quote Link to post Share on other sites
turtohunter 1 Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 Excellent!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
defendertom 0 Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 Excellent!!!!! haha nice one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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