BLUCHER 1 Posted January 3, 2009 Report Share Posted January 3, 2009 Hows this for one. Back in the mid eighties, me and a mate had been on daytime bender, anyway trev was going to meet his girl up town. On leaving the pub he was moaning that he had gutache, so he jumps on the bus and shot upstairs, you could smoke on them in them days. Gets near the town centre and he got a chronic pain in the stomach, before he could move, his bowels opened up and he shit his self. Fortunately he was the only one on the upper deck, so trying to clean his self up, he wrapped the whole mess up in his underpants and threw it out of the back window, you know the escape door type. Thinking he had got away with it sits back down, next thing he hears this car horn blasting away, and looking out the back window sees his under pants stuck on this blokes windscreen wipers, smearing shit all over the screen. And a rather irate driver trying to flag down the bus. Anyway trev jumped off at the next stop and legged it through the town centre, hotly pursued by the driver screaming obsceneties at him. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sue 1 Posted January 3, 2009 Report Share Posted January 3, 2009 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jack pyke 4 Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 nice one what a load of shite Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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