chrise69 0 Posted November 15, 2008 Report Share Posted November 15, 2008 Hi Guys, Please see pictures of my latest invention-a shooting/observers/dinner time cushion for the man of limited finances, or who enjoys being creative and avoids paying for accessories. Behold, the magnificent patent pending (not really) “Shooting Man’s Field Cushion.†Lol, I had a laugh making it, so I hope you find some benefit from making one (if you don’t already have a 20 odd quidder). Equipment required: One large (ish) bag, (mine is a brown fibre thing, which previously said “NHS, celebrating 60 years†on it-just for your information- I used it as it was easy to paint) One tube of green acrylic paint (or a blue and a yellow mixed as in my case) One large (ish) paint brush-to save time (lesson learnt folks) One alcoholic One large bat to rob the alcoholic of the empty wine box containers/bladders (see picture) (Basically two silver bladders from the inside of those boxes of wine you see in the supermarket, with the little tap on) One pair of lungs to blow air into the valved wine bladder bags And bobs your uncle: A 'blend in with nature' shooting cushion, which is both lightweight, portable (see picture) and very comfy! Hope you make some use of it-I know I will!! It will be ideal for rabbiting or stopping for a ‘spot’ of lunch. SEE ATTACHMENTS FOR PICTURES Quote Link to post
chrise69 0 Posted November 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2008 Here are the pictures one by one-they wouldnt all fit in one message... Regards First up-the results of piliging Quote Link to post
chrise69 0 Posted November 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2008 Fully 'Pammed up' Quote Link to post
chrise69 0 Posted November 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2008 Beautiful isn't she? Quote Link to post
chrise69 0 Posted November 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2008 The finished article, with neighbouring foot, to demonstrate a rough size-basically depends on the size of your ass, as to what size bag and how mang bags you stuff in it, needless to say I chose 2. Tell me what you think! P.S. they can be dismantled (let the air out) and packaged away into a tiny little space, ideal for me! -couldn't be arsed uploading, after four tries of making the image small enough (ie less than 500k) if anyone can tell me how i sure wouldnt mind knowin how to compress files! All the best Quote Link to post
hiho 5 Posted November 15, 2008 Report Share Posted November 15, 2008 it will go pop if you go on any rough ground or put to much weight on it Quote Link to post
chrise69 0 Posted November 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2008 Any you'd know because youve made one and used it right? Or your just a smart arse who talks out of the thing thats supposed to use this device? I guess you can't sit down whilst your talking, as it would make a muffled sound, so thats another reason why you diss my cushion. No problem my friend, its clearly not for you. But to be a bit more civilised-its actually made of like strong aluminium foil-its not a party balloon. Best wishes Quote Link to post
hiho 5 Posted November 16, 2008 Report Share Posted November 16, 2008 its the inside of one of those wine boxes Quote Link to post
chrise69 0 Posted November 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2008 .....? you grasped the picture [bANNED TEXT] Quote Link to post
chrise69 0 Posted November 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2008 it said, you grasped the picture [bANNED TEXT]. Listen mate, if its of no use to you, just dont bother with it, obviously you have such an interesting life, and so many enjoying things to occupy your time, that you take time out from it to post some nonsense. If you had a brain and it was of no use to you, you'd just pass it over and not bother. As it happens, your coming across as a bit of an arse to me. Quote Link to post
chrise69 0 Posted November 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2008 I don't know why okay keeps being banned..... Quote Link to post
Grim Reaper 1 Posted November 16, 2008 Report Share Posted November 16, 2008 (edited) Any you'd know because youve made one and used it right? Or your just a smart arse who talks out of the thing thats supposed to use this device? I guess you can't sit down whilst your talking, as it would make a muffled sound, so thats another reason why you diss my cushion. No problem my friend, its clearly not for you. But to be a bit more civilised-its actually made of like strong aluminium foil-its not a party balloon. Best wishes Hey, Chrise69, take a chill pill FFS - all that HiHo was doing was simply making a constructive comment on the inflateable bladder (which, by the way, is made of plastic coated foil ) so there is no need to be blasting him back like that now, is there? Trolls/Flamers/Trouble-makers (call them what you will) are always unwanted in these parts . . . . . It may be of interest to point out that i WAS going to make a comment (as what would have been the first reply here) about it being noisy as well as all the other things you mentioned about it, but am now glad i didn't bother! With respect to you, I would point out that you are somewhat of a 'newbie' here, and so it is not at all out of the question to say that you should treat others here with longer membership time with a little bit of common decency and respect, instead of the attitude you are currently showing to them? Otherwise, you will come to find that we (the regulars) just will not want to help you out with any problems or questions that may arise for you in the future - you will find a nicer attitude will pay dividends in here pal - as you said in the reply above, BE A BIT MORE CIVILISED! Oh . . . . Go fill out your profile . . . there's a good boy! Regards, Grim. Edited November 16, 2008 by Grim Reaper Quote Link to post
chrise69 0 Posted November 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2008 You must have a fulltime job 'pal', standing for assholes. Keep it up. Im glad you didn't bother as well, save your personal thoughts for yourself (preferably when your on the john). Good hunting Quote Link to post
chrise69 0 Posted November 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2008 As far as civilised goes, why do you think i posted this idea? Maybe its because I couldnt give a toss about fellow humans? That makes sense don't it...what i don't give a toss about is silly peckers who have nothing better to do than criticise others, and the more experienced or OLD members who have nothing better to do than reinforce some stupid f*****g comment about it popping. Take a logic pill toss pot. By the way, I couldn't give a shit if nobs like yourself find it useful or not, I didn't post it for the likes of you. And as far as the profile goes, Ive better things to do-like spend time with my girlfriend, and develop my profile with her, don't worry mate, keep the lamp on. Quote Link to post
Shooter08 0 Posted November 16, 2008 Report Share Posted November 16, 2008 god he has got an attitude problem... Grim Reaper was only been civilised to you... how you would like people to be with yourself! a little bit of respect wouldn't go far would it! im still a newbie on here and i have alot of respect for everyone here as they are good people! maybe you should take a leaf out of my book and learn some respect mate! Quote Link to post
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