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Cardiff Zoo had acquired a female of a very rare species of

Gorilla. Within a few weeks, the gorilla became very

cantankerous and difficult to handle.

 

 

Upon examination, the Zoo veterinarian determined the problem.

The gorilla was on heat. To make matters worse, there were no male

gorillas of the species available.

 

While reflecting on their problem, the Zoo management noticed

Gareth, a big Welsh lad from Port Talbot, responsible for fixing the

Zoo's machinery. Gareth, like most Port Talbot boys, had little sense, but

seemed to be possessed with ample ability to satisfy a female of ANY

species.

 

So, the administrators thought they might have a solution. Gareth

was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to have

intercourse with the gorilla for £500 ?

 

Gareth showed some interest, but said he would have to think

the matter over carefully.

 

The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer,

only under three conditions:

 

"First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her".

 

"Secondly, you must never tell anyone about this."

 

The Zoo administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so

they asked what was his third condition.

 

"Well," said Gareth........

 

"You've got to give me another week to come up with the £500."

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