Guest young lampers Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 Little johny's school is having show and tell, so the teacher starts a 'Guess Whats Behind My Back' game. She goes to her desk and picks up a item. She says, okay class, what am I holding, its RED, ROUND, and SHINEY. Little Johny replies I know teacher its an apple, The teacher replies, no little johny, But I like the way you think. So the teacher goes gack to her desk picks up another item. She says, okay class, what am I holding now, its YELLOW, and SOFT. Little Johny replies I know teacher,its a bannana. The teacher replies, no little johny, its a tennis ball. But I like the way you think. At this point little johny is furious. Okay teacher, this one's for you, he stuck his hand in his pocket and said okay what am I Holding, Its ROUND, HARD, and has a HEAD. The teacher says, Little johny, go to the office right now, you are in trouble. Little johny replies, for what teacher, its just a quarter, but I like the way you think. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaun v 3 Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 a blackman goes to the doctors complaining that he cant stop jogging, the doctor places to lines of white powder on the table an tells him to snort it, the blackie asks is that cocaine, no said the doctor its persil its guarenteed to stop colours running Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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